Re: I heard that when Kerrick reaches 5,000 posts...

by Guest Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:30 pm

That's just "bar speak"...
you know, bars that have those electronic poker machines but don't have a gambling license give you cash under the table for the points you get in the game...if they know you. So if a stranger plays it, they can just keep it hush hush.

So "internet points" is just the forum equivalent.. Razz

by Guest Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:32 pm

NoOneIsHere wrote:That's just "bar speak"...
you know, bars that have those electronic poker machines but don't have a gambling license give you cash under the table for the points you get in the game...if they know you. So if a stranger plays it, they can just keep it hush hush.

So "internet points" is just the forum equivalent..

You have been to a bar before? Wow, I had you pegged as a Christian, I guess I was wrong.

Just Joking

by Guest Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:38 pm

Adam wrote:Folks, this just in...

I apologize greatly for this misunderstanding, but Mr. Kerrick has clarified for us so there is no confusion.

What he really said is "I will pay 50 internet points" to anyone who posts in this thread before I reach 5,000 posts.

So, with that said, I now have 350 internet points!

What do we do with internet points?

150!

by Guest Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:31 pm

Adam wrote:I heard that when Kerrick reaches 5,000 posts he will mail a fifty dollar bill to anyone that posts in this thread.

In what currency? Monopoly uses dollars as well.

by Kerrick Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:37 pm

Four more posts for me...

by Guest Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:40 pm

Your 5,000ᵗʰ post must have 5,000 words.

by Guest Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:54 pm

Adam wrote:
NoOneIsHere wrote:That's just "bar speak"...
you know, bars that have those electronic poker machines but don't have a gambling license give you cash under the table for the points you get in the game...if they know you. So if a stranger plays it, they can just keep it hush hush.

So "internet points" is just the forum equivalent..

You have been to a bar before? Wow, I had you pegged as a Christian, I guess I was wrong.

Do I LOOOOOK like someone who has been in a bar?

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by Driven Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:38 pm

Three more. Post! post post!

by Kerrick Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:54 pm

Adam wrote:Your 5,000ᵗʰ post must have 5,000 words.

I'm writing my acceptance speech now. It will be exactly 5,000 words. I am greatly looking forward to receiving my golden CMR trophy as well as the unveiling of the life-size statue of me.

by Guest Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:17 pm

Kerrick wrote:the unveiling of the life-size statue of me.

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by Kerrick Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:40 pm

Wow Adam, it's beautiful! Gosh, the likeness is just uncanny; it looks just like me! You did a fantastic job. Unfortunately, I just found out that there is no golden trophy for reaching 5,000 posts and therefore giving a speech would be pointless. I know y'all were greatly anticipating my 5k word speech, but alas, there's just no reason to give one anymore so I apologize for the disappointment.

by Guest Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:47 pm

by XenonLion Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:56 pm

by WildWorld Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:57 pm

Internet points? What can you buy with those?

by Driven Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:04 pm

Adam wrote:
Kerrick wrote:the unveiling of the life-size statue of me.

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NOOOOOOO!! ANYTHING! BUT MY STATUE OF ME!

by Guest Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:48 pm

Kerrick already made his 5,000th post?

You're too easy, Kerrick. You should have held out longer.

clown

by L8T Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:44 pm

I just want anything I can get for free, so, I'm here, I'm loud, I'm proud......Oops....sorry, I can't remember what "source" I am sponging off, at the moment.......But, I can remember Kerrick!!!!

GIMME' GIMME' !!!!!

Crap, I'm too late.......

Oh, well, got onemorepost

by bjorn agin Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:06 pm

I missed my chance at $50?

Thanks Obama... Crying or Very sad

by d@v!d Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:23 pm

bjorn agin wrote:I missed my chance at $50?

Thanks Obama...

Yeah, you totally lost. Maybe he'll let you keep him company under the bridge though.

by Guest Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:43 pm

d@v!d wrote:
bjorn agin wrote:I missed my chance at $50?

Thanks Obama...
Yeah, you totally lost. Maybe he'll let you keep him company under the bridge though.

When Michelle kicks him out post-presidency, right?

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by KaramKaram Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:02 pm

I got my payment today! Have you got yours?

Woohooo!!!! Rock on 1

Kerrick now let's see what you do for post 10000th

BTW ths screenshot is the payment made I just don't want to rub the amount in your noses!

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by Guest Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:11 pm

I got my payment today too! Totally legit screenshot below.

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by deathisgain Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:22 pm

I just found out that Kerrick pays in BITCOIN!!!!!
Evil or Very Mad

by d@v!d Fri Jan 23, 2015 4:05 pm

deathisgain wrote:I just found out that Kerrick pays in BITCOIN!!!!!

Oh, and I would have expected it in slugs.

by d@v!d Fri Jan 23, 2015 4:06 pm

Adam wrote:
d@v!d wrote:
bjorn agin wrote:I missed my chance at $50?

Thanks Obama...
Yeah, you totally lost. Maybe he'll let you keep him company under the bridge though.

When Michelle kicks him out post-presidency, right?

Loss for words..

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