Craziest Guitar You've Played?

I played a Suhr Standard Legacy 2021-2022 Limited Edition in Black which is already cool but the coolest part was that it was signed by Nuno Bettencourt and Guthrie Govan.

Some guitar at a music store, haven't played anything crazy

Ibanez JS3 with Donnie Hunt artwork later modded with a Fernandes Sustainer; purchased in the 90's new for the same price as a stock JS1 ($1200 or $1400 I think). There were only a handful ever made, and all were set up for Joe Satriani personally who selected the ones he wanted to keep from these. Turned down an offer of $8000 for her (some have sold for more, but none probably exist that were abused more than mine) and probably will never sell. The dealer told me to put it in a closet, but I couldn't put it down.