Favorite Stand-Up Comedy Lines
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Favorite Stand-Up Comedy Lines
by Christian Thrash Rules Mon Apr 22, 2024 8:52 am
Jim Gaffigan, Ketchup - "Salsa is like the Mexican ketchup, marinara is the Italian ketchup, and British food is terrible"
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Re: Favorite Stand-Up Comedy Lines
by crucifyd Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:40 am
Brian Regan: every line in the 1 hour show "I Walked On The Moon"
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Re: Favorite Stand-Up Comedy Lines
by Pethead Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:41 am
Jerry Seinfeld’s line about cannibal dinner conversations:
“This is great; who is this?”
“This is great; who is this?”
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Re: Favorite Stand-Up Comedy Lines
by StevenCressler Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:28 pm
"What's for dinner tonight?"Pethead wrote:Jerry Seinfeld’s line about cannibal dinner conversations:
“This is great; who is this?”
"Jack"
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Re: Favorite Stand-Up Comedy Lines
by Christian Thrash Rules Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:53 pm
For a second a thought you were referring to me but then I remembered I never told y'all my name. Till now I guess.StevenCressler wrote:"What's for dinner tonight?"Pethead wrote:Jerry Seinfeld’s line about cannibal dinner conversations:
“This is great; who is this?”
"Jack"
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Re: Favorite Stand-Up Comedy Lines
by StevenCressler Mon Apr 22, 2024 2:31 pm
Funny I chose that... I almost sais Joe but I changed it because that just sounds like I'm setting up a Joe Mama joke.Christian Thrash Rules wrote:For a second a thought you were referring to me but then I remembered I never told y'all my name. Till now I guess.StevenCressler wrote:"What's for dinner tonight?"Pethead wrote:Jerry Seinfeld’s line about cannibal dinner conversations:
“This is great; who is this?”
"Jack"
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