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Cheesy lyrics
by WildWorld Wed May 19, 2021 11:06 pm
Time for another thread about these. Now I'm not talking offensive lyrics, just lyrics that are incredibly ridiculous, even if the song itself is good. Kerrick's going to hate me for this, but here's a gem from Maiden's Empire of the Clouds:
"She's the biggest vessel built by man
A giant of the skies.
For all you unbelievers, the Titanic fits inside"
Sorry, but I always bust out laughing when I hear that line, it's so over the top.
"She's the biggest vessel built by man
A giant of the skies.
For all you unbelievers, the Titanic fits inside"
Sorry, but I always bust out laughing when I hear that line, it's so over the top.
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Re: Cheesy lyrics
by Andreas89 Thu May 20, 2021 4:47 am
As a power metal fan, I have no experience with cheesy lyrics.
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Re: Cheesy lyrics
by Kerrick Thu May 20, 2021 2:38 pm
WildWorld wrote:...Kerrick's going to hate me for this...
One month ban for heresy!
Haha actually yeah those lyrics are pretty ridiculous...
Andreas89 wrote:As a power metal fan, I have no experience with cheesy lyrics.
LOL. I'm curious what you think may just be the cheesiest! Sonata Arctica is up there for sure:
Sonata Arctica wrote:Walking in the cool night air without underwear
You have red light burning in your soul
I’ve seen the glow!
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Re: Cheesy lyrics
by Constantine Thu May 20, 2021 3:34 pm
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Re: Cheesy lyrics
by ThomasEversole Thu May 20, 2021 4:32 pm
My vote would be Nargaroth's "Black Metal ist Krieg".
Ihr Wichser is I guess "You wanker(s)" and ist Krieg is "its war".
Black...
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black ****ing Metal ist Krieg!
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Krieg...
Ihr Wichser, es ist Krieg!
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Ihr Wichser...
Krieg...
Ihr Wichser is I guess "You wanker(s)" and ist Krieg is "its war".
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Re: Cheesy lyrics
by L8T Thu May 20, 2021 10:16 pm
Cheesy Lyrics........
Are Wonderful.............
Are Wonderful.............
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Re: Cheesy lyrics
by Andreas89 Fri May 21, 2021 8:54 am
As a proof of my repentance I will submit that there's way way worse than Sonata Arctica. Now considering that cheesy does not completely equal bland and uninspired, I still have way too many examples for you, even from my favorite bands. Which means that whichever example I take, I can't really go wrong. So here's one:
"Heeding the call
one and for all
never surrender, with glory we fall
brothers, unite
let's stand up and fight
fulfilling our fate we are heeding the call"
(Hammerfall, Heeding the Call)
"Heeding the call
one and for all
never surrender, with glory we fall
brothers, unite
let's stand up and fight
fulfilling our fate we are heeding the call"
(Hammerfall, Heeding the Call)
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Re: Cheesy lyrics
by Black Rider Sun May 23, 2021 10:44 am
Every Hammerfall song qualifies but I really enjoy them.
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Re: Cheesy lyrics
by MagnusPrime Mon May 24, 2021 11:42 pm
Even though I love them, Anvil are definitely masters of the art of cheesy lyrics.
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Re: Cheesy lyrics
by alldatndensum Sat May 29, 2021 11:38 am
Every hair or glam metal band in the world mastered these. Cheese goes great with everything. Well, except pancakes.
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Re: Cheesy lyrics
by Andreas89 Wed Jun 02, 2021 4:01 am
^If there's anything my wife taught me is that that last remark is objectively wrong.
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Re: Cheesy lyrics
by alldatndensum Sat Jun 12, 2021 9:24 am
alldatndensum wrote:Every hair or glam metal band in the world mastered these. Cheese goes great with everything. Well, except pancakes.
Andreas89 wrote:^If there's anything my wife taught me is that that last remark is objectively wrong.
So you actually eat cheese on your pancakes? That's nasty!
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