Ozzy Knew...

So I saw this and decided to participate. Crossed out the naughty words, lol.



So, there is only ONE way that Ozzy could know about my obesity and low self esteem holding back my love life... The man really IS the Prince of Darkness!

But I don't have any books in my closet, just clothes.

Picked up the closest book to me, when I was reading this post......

The first sentence, on page 206, is a continuation from page 205:

damaging a levee carries a long prison term, so destruction must happen after dark, probably too late to save New Haven.

"Hodge shows that Leibnitz's view necessarily minimizes the sinfulness of sin, if not denying it altogether; for what we call sin is only a means under the government of God to produce a greater amount of happiness, and whatever promotes happiness is right."

I dont have any actual books in my office at work, but I do have a few ebooks. Opened the first one I found that was at least 206 pages and it actually gave me a laugh. Included a few extra sentences because I thought the snorting with derision part was funny. here you go:

"With UNIX, Linux and Macintosh OS X command-line commands, case matters. If you run sudo ifconfig eth0 down all in lowercase, for example, your ethernet connection will drop as the DHCP or BOOTP lease is released. If you try running the same command in all upper case, on the other hand, the Linux et al. command prompt will look at you quizzically and then snort with derision. "What's the SUDO of which you speak?" it would say, and give you a prompt for a "real" command. Watch your case with UNIX/Linus/OS X!"

Hmm,nearest  book is "The Executioner # 165: Fire Sweep", lets see what that one says:

"When he cleared the window, he possessed a  clear shot at their enemies, no risk of a precision burst deflected by obstructing glass"

It can't be put into words...

The closest book next to me is a Dennis The Menace comic book. It doesn't have a page 206.

The closest book to me is a phone book. It's still encased in a plastic bag and I don't feel like ripping it apart.

...Still, could be funny....

Hmm, from What's That Sound?  "He often brought his girlfriend, Cher (Cherilyn La Piere), to sessions to sing backup , where Sonny and Cher might find themselves singing along with members of the Ronettes or the Crystals."

Yeah, I got nuttin.

ParaNormaN wrote:So, there is only ONE way that Ozzy could know about my obesity and low self esteem holding back my love life...

It's what's on the inside that holds one back.