Re: Worst Band Names (Christian)

by TZ75 Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:13 pm

Pethead wrote:HARVESTER OF FORESKINS!!
(Language of the mad!)

by StevenCressler Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:16 pm

TZ75 wrote:How do you uplift God with lyrics about vomit?

"Just as a dog will return to his vomit
Some have returned to their wicked old ways"

by TZ75 Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:16 pm

This is my favorite gross lyrics from a Christian band…

Satan called upon the Lord
"Give me one more test
Grant that I may strike his flesh
And at you he'll shake his fist"

From head to toe black boils
Were pregnant on his skin
His breath was super roached
Stomach caving in
Detested and forsaken by family and friends
His wife said, "Curse your God
And let yourself be dead!"

by TZ75 Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:20 pm

StevenCressler wrote:
TZ75 wrote:How do you uplift God with lyrics about vomit?
"Just as a dog will return to his vomit
Some have returned to their wicked old ways"

So are you gonna stretch that into an album’s worth of content?

Also it’s one word… not an endless list of detailed body fluids and gross stuff.

by StevenCressler Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:28 pm

TZ75 wrote:
StevenCressler wrote:
TZ75 wrote:How do you uplift God with lyrics about vomit?
"Just as a dog will return to his vomit
Some have returned to their wicked old ways"

So are you gonna stretch that into an album’s worth of content?

Also it’s one word… not an endless list of detailed body fluids and gross stuff.

I was mainly making a joke. I agree that the Vormitorial Corpulence lyrics have no place in Christian metal.

by TZ75 Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:32 pm

What next?

Constipated bowels symbolizing a blockage of our blessings…

by TZ75 Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:33 pm

StevenCressler wrote:
TZ75 wrote:
StevenCressler wrote:
TZ75 wrote:How do you uplift God with lyrics about vomit?
"Just as a dog will return to his vomit
Some have returned to their wicked old ways"

So are you gonna stretch that into an album’s worth of content?

Also it’s one word… not an endless list of detailed body fluids and gross stuff.
I was mainly making a joke. I agree that the Vormitorial Corpulence lyrics have no place in Christian metal.

Sometimes I don’t know you’re joking. I failed to see the sarcasm. Razz

by TZ75 Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:41 pm

Satan is lurking deep within. A gurgling belly signals to expel the sin. Flush the toilet and watch the devil spin. Down to his infernal pit of poop and sin.

by StevenCressler Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:45 pm

TZ75 wrote:Satan is lurking deep within. A gurgling belly signals to expel the sin. Flush the toilet and watch the devil spin. Down to his infernal pit of poop and sin.

That would be great for a parody band lol

by TZ75 Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:52 pm

StevenCressler wrote:
TZ75 wrote:Satan is lurking deep within. A gurgling belly signals to expel the sin. Flush the toilet and watch the devil spin. Down to his infernal pit of poop and sin.
That would be great for a parody band lol

Maybe a crossover thrash MOD style band. I know “Freakings” are the closest to the Municipal Waste kind of thing.

by TZ75 Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:54 pm

StevenCressler wrote:
TZ75 wrote:Satan is lurking deep within. A gurgling belly signals to expel the sin. Flush the toilet and watch the devil spin. Down to his infernal pit of poop and sin.
That would be great for a parody band lol

I said sin twice! LOL

Doesn’t matter, it’s goofy on purpose!

by Pethead Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:55 pm

TZ75 wrote:Satan is lurking deep within. A gurgling belly signals to expel the sin. Flush the toilet and watch the devil spin. Down to his infernal pit of poop and sin.

We’ll have to figure out royalties, because I’m absolutely using these lyrics as part of my Foreskin Harvester project.

by TZ75 Thu Apr 18, 2024 1:02 pm

Pethead wrote:
TZ75 wrote:Satan is lurking deep within. A gurgling belly signals to expel the sin. Flush the toilet and watch the devil spin. Down to his infernal pit of poop and sin.
We’ll have to figure out royalties, because I’m absolutely using these lyrics as part of my Foreskin Harvester project.

Easy!

50/50 split.

by bodachi Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:11 pm

TZ75 wrote:
Pethead wrote:
TZ75 wrote:Satan is lurking deep within. A gurgling belly signals to expel the sin. Flush the toilet and watch the devil spin. Down to his infernal pit of poop and sin.
We’ll have to figure out royalties, because I’m absolutely using these lyrics as part of my Foreskin Harvester project.

Easy!

50/50 split.

Just take your cut right off the top

by seth Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:16 pm

bodachi wrote:
TZ75 wrote:
Pethead wrote:
TZ75 wrote:Satan is lurking deep within. A gurgling belly signals to expel the sin. Flush the toilet and watch the devil spin. Down to his infernal pit of poop and sin.
We’ll have to figure out royalties, because I’m absolutely using these lyrics as part of my Foreskin Harvester project.

Easy!

50/50 split.
Just take your cut right off the top

… I see what you did there

by TZ75 Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:14 pm

Living water is what you need! But you chose to drink where the swine relieve. Your stomach convulses from lack of truth, you swallowed the lies, now look at you! Maggot larvae crawls inside. They eat your guts while you’re still alive.

by yaark Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:38 pm

Mangled Carpenter I thought was a pretty bad band name
Splattered Nachos was another grind band with a silly name - but I think this was more a joke band

by Pethead Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:40 pm

I’m mixed on Mangled Carpenter. On the one hand, it seems a little too much like an attempt to be edgy. But on the other hand it’s fairly faithful to some of the descriptions in Isaiah 52–53.

by deathisgain Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:26 pm

Kerrick wrote:I always thought Meconium would make for a awesomely-bad depressive suicidal black metal band name.

There was a Spinal Tap 25 year anniversary TV special back in the 90's where one of the guys was managing a band of kids named "Meconium" Very Happy

at the 8:00 mark.

by BaleMaster Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:01 pm

Brotality. Vomitorial Corpulence. Standouts imo.

by bodachi Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:54 pm

Cauldron of Puke

by BaleMaster Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:50 pm

Cool band names I use in my novels: Lionshare and The Uncondemned.

by strangerhoncho Fri Apr 19, 2024 1:35 am

Voluntary Mortification. It copies a cool name and makes it dumb, plus shows either ignorance of or disrespect to the original Mortification. Or they're trying to piggyback on any online searches for Mortification.

by Fundy Fri Apr 19, 2024 3:35 am

Probably just me, but I like the name Brotality.

by bodachi Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:40 am

"Brotality" sounds like a finishing move in Mortal Kombat
Maybe Capcom should create a crossover fighting game: Guitar Hero vs. Mortal Kombat?

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