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Post by Lex Metalis Fri Mar 01, 2024 8:01 am

Worst Cover Art (Non Christian Metal) Tropa-de-Shock2

yeah, it's from a 2024 release...
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Post by Temple of Blood Fri Mar 01, 2024 11:52 am

2024 cheap art is light years better than 1996 cheap art
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Post by Pethead Fri Mar 01, 2024 11:55 am

Worst Cover Art (Non Christian Metal) Hanging_in_balance


Dishonorable mention from the same band: 
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Post by Lex Metalis Fri Mar 01, 2024 11:57 am

Worst Cover Art (Non Christian Metal) De97d485568fb4e7d291c06eefd8f95a
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Post by seth Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:30 pm

Not counting all the blasphemous crap found on a lot of black and death metal albums, Metallica’s Load and Reload are pretty hard to beat. In fact all Metallica covers besides RtL, MoP, AJ4A, and St. Anger (ironically enough) are pretty bad, but the Loads take the cake
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Post by Black Rider Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:56 pm

I don't mind the Human Factor cover, nothing great but not terrible. The band hated the Hanging cover but the label forced it through.
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Post by Pethead Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:00 pm

THF cover is just weird. 
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Post by StevenCressler Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:01 pm

seth wrote:Not counting all the blasphemous crap found on a lot of black and death metal albums, Metallica’s Load and Reload are pretty hard to beat. In fact all Metallica covers besides RtL, MoP, AJ4A, and St. Anger (ironically enough) are pretty bad, but the Loads take the cake
I like the cover to 72 Seasons a lot. But yeah, the Loads are really bad, especially if you know what they are (though at least Reload looks like it's fire at first, Load it's obvious what it is
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Post by StevenCressler Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:03 pm

Black Rider wrote:I don't mind the Human Factor cover, nothing great but not terrible. The band hated the Hanging cover but the label forced it through.
Wonder why the label wanted it... As I've said before, if they had went with a different cover, the world would be a better place.
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Post by seth Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:09 pm

The only merit I can see in the Hanging in the Balance cover is an endless opportunity for yo momma jokes lol


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Post by seth Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:10 pm

StevenCressler wrote:
seth wrote:Not counting all the blasphemous crap found on a lot of black and death metal albums, Metallica’s Load and Reload are pretty hard to beat. In fact all Metallica covers besides RtL, MoP, AJ4A, and St. Anger (ironically enough) are pretty bad, but the Loads take the cake
I like the cover to 72 Seasons a lot. But yeah, the Loads are really bad, especially if you know what they are (though at least Reload looks like it's fire at first, Load it's obvious what it is
I would bet serious money the 72 seasons cover is AI generated. I guess in that sense it reflects the music well
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Post by MagnusPrime Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:20 pm

Something I've always wondered about...

Why - IN THE WORLD - would the label force the Hanging In The Balance cover on the band?

Who looked at that crap and said "yeah that will sell like hot cakes"?

That cover is absolutely idiotic.
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Post by Temple of Blood Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:49 pm

MagnusPrime wrote:Something I've always wondered about...

Why - IN THE WORLD - would the label force the Hanging In The Balance cover on the band?

Who looked at that crap and said "yeah that will sell like hot cakes"?

That cover is absolutely idiotic.

This is discussed in the Metal Church book that just came out.  I can't recall all the details.

One thing that some of you are missing regarding this is that their manager at the time co-owned the label, Blackheart Records, with Joan Jett.

I think another factor here is that "metal" was a dirty word at the time this came out.  So I imagine that "having a sense of humor" was seen as a better approach than "being ultra-METAL".
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Post by StevenCressler Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:54 pm

seth wrote:The only merit I can see in the Hanging in the Balance cover is an endless opportunity for yo momma jokes lol
I said in another thread that the woman on the cover looks like the mom is all the yo momma jokes. Many people agreed.
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Post by StevenCressler Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:55 pm

seth wrote:
StevenCressler wrote:
seth wrote:Not counting all the blasphemous crap found on a lot of black and death metal albums, Metallica’s Load and Reload are pretty hard to beat. In fact all Metallica covers besides RtL, MoP, AJ4A, and St. Anger (ironically enough) are pretty bad, but the Loads take the cake
I like the cover to 72 Seasons a lot. But yeah, the Loads are really bad, especially if you know what they are (though at least Reload looks like it's fire at first, Load it's obvious what it is
I would bet serious money the 72 seasons cover is AI generated. I guess in that sense it reflects the music well
Still looks cool tho
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Post by seth Fri Mar 01, 2024 2:07 pm

I guess that’s a matter of personal opinion
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Post by MagnusPrime Fri Mar 01, 2024 2:49 pm

Your opinions are AI generated.







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Post by Pethead Fri Mar 01, 2024 2:53 pm

Well, yo mama is so fat she was the model for the Hanging in the Balance cover!
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Post by StevenCressler Fri Mar 01, 2024 3:05 pm

MagnusPrime wrote:Your opinions are AI generated.







tarddance
The album cover presents a visually captivating composition, with its harmonious blend of vibrant colors and intricate design elements. The choice of typography complements the overall aesthetic, exuding a sense of modernity and sophistication. The central imagery evokes a sense of intrigue, inviting the viewer to delve deeper into the auditory journey promised within. Overall, it's a visually striking and aesthetically pleasing representation that undoubtedly piques curiosity and leaves a lasting impression. There is nothing AI generated about my opinions or this message.
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Post by MagnusPrime Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:49 pm

StevenCressler wrote:
MagnusPrime wrote:Your opinions are AI generated.







tarddance
The album cover presents a visually captivating composition, with its harmonious blend of vibrant colors and intricate design elements. The choice of typography complements the overall aesthetic, exuding a sense of modernity and sophistication. The central imagery evokes a sense of intrigue, inviting the viewer to delve deeper into the auditory journey promised within. Overall, it's a visually striking and aesthetically pleasing representation that undoubtedly piques curiosity and leaves a lasting impression. There is nothing AI generated about my opinions or this message.
lol!
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Post by Black Rider Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:11 pm

Pethead wrote:Well, yo mama is so fat she was the model for the Hanging in the Balance cover!
I know five fat people and your mom is four of them.
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Post by MagnusPrime Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:27 pm

"Ah and what would you like from the menu this evening, ma'am?"

"Yes".
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Post by WildWorld Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:31 pm

You all need some advice from Mr. T:


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Post by MagnusPrime Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:32 pm

All of her relationships are long distance.



One I shared the other day:

She shares common ground with everyone.
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Post by MagnusPrime Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:37 pm

She got hit by a bus and said "who threw that rock??!!"




OK I'll stop now.

Rock on 1
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