Are You A Real American?

Well....are ya?

Not only am I a Real American, I own both Wrestling Albums!





And both were reissued on vinyl for Record Store Day on Red & Yellow vinyl!

No

MikeInFla wrote:Not only am I a Real American, I own both Wrestling Albums!

That's cool 

I used to have the first wrestling album. One of my 5th grade buddies got it for me as a gift when I was in the hospital for a while.

That album helped me through many painful physical therapy sessions.

Real American entertainment.

Here's Ric Flair running his mouth about himself...


And Dusty Rhodes talkin' 'bout "hard times"...


Tip your hat to a lady...


Real American classics 

KaramKaram wrote:No

Yo tampoco...

But are you a part of the Beach Patrol?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyItyVS68uI

But are you a part of the Beach Patrol?

Do you train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins?

That's what Real Americans do.

MikeInFla wrote:Not only am I a Real American, I own both Wrestling Albums!





And both were reissued on vinyl for Record Store Day on Red & Yellow vinyl!

I actually liked Piledriver better actually. Girls in Cars, Jive Soul Bro, If You Only Knew, and of course:

Demolition was the WWF version of The Road Warriors.

But do you have the Macho Man's album?  Ohhhhhh yeah!

I never had any of these albums as I never could stand wrestiing on tv.  My sister loved it, but you could tell that it was so orchestrated.  In every fight, you'd have someone pummeled until they couldn't get up, then they'd magically jump up as if they were Pac-Man eating power pellets, and finally win the match.  I scream fake.

Mortal wrote:Well....are ya?

...as real as i'm gonna get.

Always been a fan, since the mid 80's. I even went to Wrestlemania 3 in the Silverdome. Not into it as much now, but I still watch it via DVR (so I can FF thru the junk). 

But if you think its fake:



In this one FF to 2:37

alldatndensum wrote:I never had any of these albums as I never could stand wrestiing on tv.  My sister loved it, but you could tell that it was so orchestrated.  In every fight, you'd have someone pummeled until they couldn't get up, then they'd magically jump up as if they were Pac-Man eating power pellets, and finally win the match.  I scream fake.

Of course the storylines are fake...but some of them made for some great entertainment.

But to be able to wrestle in a ring without getting hurt, and without hurting your opponent, takes alot of talent that is not fake.

Wrestling Secrets Exposed

But if you think its fake:



In this one FF to 2:37

FAKE! 

I was born in the US, but I'm half Bahamian.

I'm so American I pee red, I bleed blue and my saliva's white.
Doctor said it was the americium I was ingesting.  I don't have long.

But I don't listen  to or watch wrestling.  Not my thing.

I don't watch wresting either. I do like baseball and jazz. What other American things do I like?

Hot dogs?  Apple pie?  Mom?

I haven't intentionally had a real hotdog. Just veggie ones. I'm not the biggest fan of apple pie.

XenonLion wrote:What other American things do I like?

How about monster trucks?