Worst (attempted) rhymes you've heard in songs?
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Worst (attempted) rhymes you've heard in songs?
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Abra abra cadabra. I wanna reach out and grab ya.
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Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
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I sing from the 1650 Scottish Psalter in private worship and there is a lot of that there too. Maybe those words rhymed to people centuries ago, but they don't to me! LolKerrick wrote:Here's a funny one I've seen with some of the old hymns we sing at church: the words will be spelled very similarly, but are not pronounced anywhere near the same. I can't think of any specific hymns to use as examples, but it's stuff like "shone" and "gone," or "through" and "trough."
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Me not workin' hard? Yeah right
Picture that with a Kodak
Or, better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak
I am not a Pitbull fan but this was a bit of a meme and I think it's amazing.
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I think about that lyric all the time. And I laugh every time.CrimsonWarrior wrote:My favorite of all time is this from the Pitbull song "Give Me Everything":
Me not workin' hard? Yeah right
Picture that with a Kodak
Or, better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak
I am not a Pitbull fan but this was a bit of a meme and I think it's amazing.
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Speaking of Mr. Miller, here's one from Take the Money and Run that Dave Barry pointed out:Staybrite wrote:The rhyme was pretty good, but the lyrics are so cheesy that I just can't help but laugh when I hear the classic rock staple from Steve Miller.
Abra abra cadabra. I wanna reach out and grab ya.
Now Billy Mack is a detective, down in Texas
You know he knows, what the facts is.
He's not gonna let those two escape justice
He gets his living off other people's taxes
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One that stands out to me as completely nonsensical has to be from ELP "Karn Evil 9 Part 2" (What is a "Karn Evil" anyway? And where was Part 1? Or Karn Evils 1 through 8? OY VEY):
Performing on a stool,
We've a sight to make you drool,
Seven virgins and a mule,
Keep it cool. Keep it cool.
...They must have been high on something, but I know not what.
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He taught me how to live my life as it should be
He taught me how to turn my cheek when people laugh at me
I've had friends before and I can tell you that
He's one who will never leave you flat
Once I tried to run; I tried to run and hide
But Jesus came and found me and He touched me down inside
He is like a Mounty; He always gets His man
And He'll zap you any way He can ... ZAP!
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Kerrick wrote:Here's a funny one I've seen with some of the old hymns we sing at church: the words will be spelled very similarly, but are not pronounced anywhere near the same. I can't think of any specific hymns to use as examples, but it's stuff like "shone" and "gone," or "through" and "trough."
This is what you're looking for: at one time, come and home did rhyme...
Through many dangers, toils, and snares
I have already come
This grace that brought me safe thus far
And grace will lead me home
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I am the author of order and flow
I am the Father of Lights; watch me put on a show
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"Twilight Horizon"
The darkness is falling
The winds of the power are calling
We fly on the wings of fate
Towards the gate of shadow
Now, we're on our way
The fate of the world is in our hands
The stars will lead us, never deceive us
On our quest for glory
Ride into the night
So far from the light
There is a power we must fight
To rid the shadows from our lands
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Black Rider wrote:I see what you did there.
Now I see as well.
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Shakespeare-tier goodnessBlack Rider wrote:Here's some Twilight Force
"Twilight Horizon"
The darkness is falling
The winds of the power are calling
We fly on the wings of fate
Towards the gate of shadow
Now, we're on our way
The fate of the world is in our hands
The stars will lead us, never deceive us
On our quest for glory
Ride into the night
So far from the light
There is a power we must fight
To rid the shadows from our lands
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