Misheard lyrics

2:28 "Your stinky boots are right here in the room"

STEVIE T. "Farting Carrots", "Think of Batman pooping snakes", "I have a tumor inside my rice", "Pikachu erected out your butt" etc. etc.

Petra’s “Back to the Street.” I thought the lyric was “naked heart” instead of “aching heart.”

When I first heard Led Zeppelin’s “Achilles’ Last Stand” I thought “the mighty arms of Atlas” was “the mighty arms of baptists.”

Christian Thrash Rules wrote:STEVIE T. "Farting Carrots", "Think of Batman pooping snakes", "I have a tumor inside my rice", "Pikachu erected out your butt" etc. etc.

Those aren't his songs lol

But yeah, he's how I got into misheard lyrics

Pethead wrote:Petra’s “Back to the Street.” I thought the lyric was “naked heart” instead of “aching heart.”

When I first heard Led Zeppelin’s “Achilles’ Last Stand” I thought “the mighty arms of Atlas” was “the mighty arms of baptists.”

Oh, dude. I almost died.

There used to be more of these threads, but this is the one I found:

https://thecmr.forumotion.com/t3751-misheard-lyrics-part-xxviii?highlight=lyrics

Superjuice wrote:There used to be more of these threads, but this is the one I found:

https://thecmr.forumotion.com/t3751-misheard-lyrics-part-xxviii?highlight=lyrics

I found it earlier, but unfortunately the threads in Die to Live can't be posted in

In Golden Earring’s song Twilight Zone, there’s a line that says “sirens in my head.” I cannot hear anything other than “submarines in my head” though.
In Skid Row’s 18 and Life, at first I thought the line “he worked his fingers to the bone” said “he worked his fake a** to the bone” lol

On DeGarmo & Key’s song "Boycott Hell”….always sound like "The Boy Caught Hell” to my ears.

When I was a kid Joe Diffie’s “Third Rock from the Sun” was a big hit. The chorus lyric is “cause and effect, change of events.” But 8/9 year old me thought the line was “Cause an event, chain up your pants.” I’d go around singing it at the top of my lungs. No one corrected me because they were too busy laughing.

Johnny Nash - I Can See Clearly Now

It sounds like he is saying “I can see clearly now Lorraine is gone" or "your aim is gone" but he is really saying  “I can see clearly now the rain is gone."

The chorus to Metallica's Prince Charming contains the words "much to young to focus, but". The emphasis on "but" Makes it sound like "much to young to poke his butt"

Uhh... what exactly are they doing for you? Bc that doesn't sound like "shout" to me

"Don’t Bring Me Down" By Electric Light Orchestra

According to Rolling Stone, ELO used the word “groose” after hearing from an audio engineer that the word could be used as a German greeting.

The lyric is:  

Don’t bring me down, groose

But this is what I always hear:

Don’t bring me down, Bruce

...I'm always left wondering what Bruce did to bring Jeff Lynne down....

Constantine wrote:"Don’t Bring Me Down" By Electric Light Orchestra

According to Rolling Stone, ELO used the word “groose” after hearing from an audio engineer that the word could be used as a German greeting.

The lyric is:  

Don’t bring me down, groose

But this is what I always hear:

Don’t bring me down, Bruce

...I'm always left wondering what Bruce did to bring Jeff Lynne down....

I thought those were the lyrics until now and thought the song was about someone named Bruce lol

StevenCressler wrote:

I thought those were the lyrics until now and thought the song was about someone named Bruce lol

Lol, I think most people hear B-r-u-c-e.....

2:20 "when God said to man 'kill a cow'" (this one is especially ironic due to the message of the song lol)

Queen - We Will Rock You

This is the real verse:

"You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place"

I hear:

"You got blood on your face
big disgrace
Kicking your cat all over the place"

....I figured he person referenced has blood on his/her face because he/she keeps kicking the poor cat and it scratches back!

I always heard "blood" and assumed the song was about beating someone up lol