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Re: Flames will come out of your...
by alldatndensum Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:19 pm
I almost snorted laughing out loud! I know--I am still in the 5th grade.
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Re: Flames will come out of your...
by exo Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:21 pm
I DID laugh out loud.
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“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn’t have come here."
"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
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Re: Flames will come out of your...
by New Creation Sat Oct 08, 2016 8:15 am
Don't put it past God to mess with people's butts either. He's already done it in I Samuel 5:6 "But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof."
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Re: Flames will come out of your...
by exo Sat Oct 08, 2016 8:39 am
Fast forward to about 2:45
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“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn’t have come here."
"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
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Re: Flames will come out of your...
by ThomasEversole Sat Oct 08, 2016 10:20 am
That's pretty good! Never heard of that dude before!
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Re: Flames will come out of your...
by exo Sat Oct 08, 2016 5:46 pm
ThomasEversole wrote:That's pretty good! Never heard of that dude before!
This wholesome day album (Slow Men Working) is fantastic. He's got a bit about McDonald's that I actually did to some McDonald's employees in my teen years, got banned from that location for my efforts.....
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“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn’t have come here."
"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
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Re: Flames will come out of your...
by ThomasEversole Sat Oct 08, 2016 7:36 pm
LOL. I got told to leave a McDonald's in my hometown with a prank I did in my drinking days. It was spontaneously screaming and then acting horrified.
Like people were around, I'd be the next to order and then I'd say,
"Yeah, can I have a number 2 with a AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
...and while everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at me, I was looking at the cashier with my eyes wide, hands up with this "don't hurt me!" horrified look on my face. ...then they'd look at her like she did something, but she looked confused and horrified because I screamed for no reason.
Then I busted up laughing. Then they told me to leave. LOL
Like people were around, I'd be the next to order and then I'd say,
"Yeah, can I have a number 2 with a AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
...and while everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at me, I was looking at the cashier with my eyes wide, hands up with this "don't hurt me!" horrified look on my face. ...then they'd look at her like she did something, but she looked confused and horrified because I screamed for no reason.
Then I busted up laughing. Then they told me to leave. LOL
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Re: Flames will come out of your...
by messiaen77 Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:19 am
I thought it was going to be a commercial for this Chinese restaurant I used to eat at in Lexington. They had this chicken dish with little tiny red peppers that contained within them the fires of hell itself.
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Re: Flames will come out of your...
by deathisgain Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:03 pm
Thought #1. Did he get a discount on the word "B*tthole"? 2. I didn't know that you could get a p3nis "injected" into you?
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