Horrible, Horrible Music

I'm not talking a genre you don't like... I'm talking about people, bands, artists that have no business making albums because they just sound AWFUL.
Stuff where insufficient talent meets the money to produce an album / music video.
Completely serious attempts by the way.

Exhibit A - the music is run of the mill Country, I think... and while the video is decently produced, the singers voice gives it away that... she has no chance of competing with ....uh.... actual singers who have timing and don't sing bass?



If you don't think its THAT bad, please skip to 2:34 of the video. Its like all the backup singers got helium, except for her of course.

Exhibit B - Florence Foster Jenkins

I actually do have quite an appreciation for opera, done well of course. Don't be eating or drinking something while you watch this - especially if you like Mozart.
Her timing is actually spot on. Tone, not so much... and by not so much, I mean I played this loudly and it pissed off my cats.



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That's silly, but still has talent and timing.

Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music.

/end thread

Yeah, that's pretty horrible.  HAHAHA!!!!
I can imagine the only way someone listened to that album was in the background and not paying attention to it.

MERCIFUL LORD IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I have an album called Big Steves - Not Xactly Xmas.  The production is super thin and the vocals are terrible.

I got it years ago from a Christian rock distro site because it was advertised as rock Christmas music

Oops!

No YouTube clip, I can't find one.  Thankfully.

Forgive me if you were involved in this project, but it really is bad.

There's some TERRIBLE bad stuff out there.

I'm not really sure if I know any off hand to post in this thread, but I've certainly heard some true crap in my lifetime!

To be honest a lot of music that is R&B and Soul oriented to me ... is just HORRIBLE. But I don't mean to mock any other musical genres. Some folks love that stuff. Same with most Hip Hop and Rap. Just horrible to my ears.

A lot of Southern Gospel Church music is like this to me too. Love their lyrics ... but hate their music! Haha! Just the opposite of bands like Cradle of Filth and Venom. Love their music but hate their lyrics! lol

Then there is the vocalist who sounds like a dying cow

Oh, how can i forget punk "legends" Old Skull? 



I dont care how old they are, this is terrible. Even ignoring the vocals, its the same riff played over and over. There's ultra-underground punk stuff that has more diversity in the music.

Taste the Biscuit!!!

Its all a matter of opinion

This thread is my favorite genre:

I think we had a similar thread as this some months ago. I think this video lead it.


Some people are so bad even auto-tune can't help them.

Exhibit B - Florence Foster Jenkins

I actually do have quite an appreciation for opera, done well of course.  Don't be eating or drinking something while you watch this - especially if you like Mozart.
Her timing is actually spot on.  Tone, not so much...  and by not so much, I mean I played this loudly and it pissed off my cats.



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Did you know they're making a movie about Florence Foster Jenkins?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4136084/

H.M. Murdock wrote:Then there is the vocalist who sounds like a dying cow

I thought you were exaggerating with that until I listened to the song. AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

WildWorld wrote:Oh, how can i forget punk "legends" Old Skull?

O_O

Dude, I just looked this up - its two 10 year olds and 9 year old.
Its really not bad considering their age.
Crazy that the two brothers are dead already though.

Louder wrote:
Did you know they're making a movie about Florence Foster Jenkins?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4136084/

Whoa! I'll keep an eye out for that.
No surprise, it will be a comedy!

H.M. Murdock wrote:

   



There must be a lot of sin in my heart then cause my hair is down to my back!








Is this for real? Or is it comedy? HORRIBLE HORRIBLE music either way!