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Post by Gandalf the White Mon Mar 09, 2015 2:51 pm

Anybody? I haven't heard in a while.
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Post by Hardcore Christian Mon Mar 09, 2015 2:58 pm

Gandalf the White wrote:Anybody? I haven't heard in a while.
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Post by Guest Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:56 pm

I'm not sure why Ted started several separate threads, when he could have consolidated all his announcements into one.  But, hey...it's not my bandwidth. Wink

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Post by lhversaw Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:53 am

Gandalf the White wrote:Anybody? I haven't heard in a while.
What's up is he started this self proclaimed solo album pushing an animal rights agenda, more like beating you over the head with it, then slapped Tourniquet below his name and now is trying to push is as a Tourniquet album.  The samples I heard on itunes are so mellow it isn't even close to Tourniquet and now he want's people to buy his solo album trying to convince them it is a Tourniquet album, in which the rest of the band did virtually nothing on the album, and then wants you to buy the album to hear it instead of the 30 sec samples that itunes gives you.  Well based on those samples and the lyrics I have read why waste my money on a PETA infused hard rock album when I want a TOURNIQUET album.  JUST my opinion Smile
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Post by lhversaw Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:54 am

and Gandalf your sarcasm isn't missed and in fact is rather funny and much needed.
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Post by Kerrick Tue Mar 10, 2015 11:12 am

Hahahaha that's a good question Gandalf!  I'm quite curious myself.  Dang, he's really giving Gipperman a run for his money...  Although I think we were up to nine or ten Stryper threads going on at once so Ted's still got a little ways to go.  Razz

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Post by lhversaw Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:26 pm

As long as they are TRUE Tourniquet threads that is fine but another SOLO Ted disguised as Tourniquet then it would need to be time for the mighty BAN Hammer. or at least  the HAMMER of thread locking.   Twisted Evil
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Post by Gandalf the White Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:32 pm

Lol... you guys are funny.

what is it about Tourniquet and Stryper that gets this group so... worked up? I don't care for either band...
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Post by deathisgain Tue Mar 10, 2015 1:00 pm

Gandalf the White wrote:Lol... you guys are funny.

what is it about Tourniquet and Stryper that gets this group so... worked up? I don't care for either band...

1. Because they are (semi)active here. 2. They have opinions.
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Post by Kerrick Tue Mar 10, 2015 1:18 pm

And everyone knows we don't take kindly to folks with opinions...  Twisted Evil

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Post by Galations6.7 Tue Mar 10, 2015 1:42 pm

Kerrick wrote:And everyone knows we don't take kindly to folks with opinions...  Twisted Evil



Oh, I know. Right?
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Post by Airola Tue Mar 10, 2015 4:25 pm

Gandalf the White wrote:Lol... you guys are funny.

what is it about Tourniquet and Stryper that gets this group so... worked up? I don't care for either band...

In a way or another, Tourniquet, Stryper, Vengeance Rising, Mortification and Bride are bands that make the social network people go crazy.


The usual reasons for conflicts:

TOURNIQUET
"Guy was better!"
"Luke is better!"
"Gary was better than Aaron!"
"Aaron is better than Gary!"
"Erik was the only one who played good solos!"
"Ted is a control freak!"
"Too much animal stuff!"
"They haven't been good after their first three albums!"
"Ted advertizes too much!"

STRYPER
"Michael Sweet is a jerk!"
"Michael Sweet advertizes too much!"
"Too much secular songs!"
"Stryper tries to be too heavy!"
"Stryper is not heavy enough!"
"Not enough Jesus! The name of Jesus should've been said 100 times in that album instead of 90 we got!"
"What a bunch of hypocrites!"

VENGEANCE RISING
"Roger Martinez LOL"
"Roger was never a Christian! God says you can't walk away from faith!"
(when Roger himself steps in) "Christians death stupid idiots masturbation sex money satan is king bob beeman stupid!!!!111" (this hasn't happened anymore since 2007(?) though Very Happy )

MORTIFICATION
"Steve should quit!"
"Steve blames piracy for his bad music!"
"Embarrassing album cover / lyrics / album title / song title / everything!"
"Steve should stop trying to make death/thrash as he simply can't do it anymore!"
"Steve should make Scrolls of the Megilloth 2!"

BRIDE
"Not a good album since Snakes in the Playground!"
"Not a good album since Silence is Madness!"
"Universalist garbage!"

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Post by Guest Tue Mar 10, 2015 4:46 pm

^^  Shocked  Shocked Shocked affraid affraid affraid  He named "he who shall not be named"! Now this thread will definitely get locked!!!

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Post by Kerrick Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:02 pm

BearDad wrote:^^  Shocked  Shocked Shocked affraid affraid affraid  He named "he who shall not be named"! Now this thread will definitely get locked!!!

Yup, I warned everyone...

Kerrick wrote:Uh oh... if I see the words "Dale," "Thompson," or "Bride" in this thread I'm locking it...  Razz Twisted Evil

Hahaha, Airola I must say, that about sums it up mighty well!

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Post by Tobi Elektrik Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:27 pm

lhversaw wrote:
Gandalf the White wrote:Anybody? I haven't heard in a while.
What's up is he started this self proclaimed solo album pushing an animal rights agenda, more like beating you over the head with it, then slapped Tourniquet below his name and now is trying to push is as a Tourniquet album.  The samples I heard on itunes are so mellow it isn't even close to Tourniquet and now he want's people to buy his solo album trying to convince them it is a Tourniquet album, in which the rest of the band did virtually nothing on the album, and then wants you to buy the album to hear it instead of the 30 sec samples that itunes gives you.  Well based on those samples and the lyrics I have read why waste my money on a PETA infused hard rock album when I want a TOURNIQUET album.  JUST my opinion Smile

RAGE! Twisted Evil

It's funny, cause in other places you would read: "...pushing a Christian BS agenda...." - "...why waste my money on a Bible infused hard rock album..." when it comes to bands like Tourniquet.

For some Christians animal rights seem to be as provocative as Christian topics for many nonbelievers.

If you don't like it, don't buy it. Why do people are so eager to fuss about things they could simply ignore? Neutral
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Post by Galations6.7 Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:33 pm

Is the name not to be named "Roger" or "Dale?"
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Post by Airola Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:38 pm

Galations6.7 wrote:Is the name not to be named "Roger" or "Dale?"

At one point it used to be Roger. Nowadays it seems to be Dale.


Either way, the original bass player of Vengeance Rising, Roger Dale Martin, is in tough spot Very Happy

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Post by Guest Tue Mar 10, 2015 6:34 pm

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Post by deathisgain Tue Mar 10, 2015 6:44 pm

Galations6.7 wrote:Is the name not to be named "Roger" or "Dale?"

I say we put those names on the "smurf" list!
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Post by Hardcore Christian Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:13 pm

Airola wrote:The usual reasons for conflicts:

TOURNIQUET
"Guy was better!"
"Luke is better!"
"Gary was better than Aaron!"
"Aaron is better than Gary!"
"Erik was the only one who played good solos!"
"Ted is a control freak!"
"Too much animal stuff!"
"They haven't been good after their first three albums!"
"Ted advertizes too much!"

STRYPER
"Michael Sweet is a jerk!"
"Michael Sweet advertizes too much!"
"Too much secular songs!"
"Stryper tries to be too heavy!"
"Stryper is not heavy enough!"
"Not enough Jesus! The name of Jesus should've been said 100 times in that album instead of 90 we got!"
"What a bunch of hypocrites!"

VENGEANCE RISING
"Roger Martinez LOL"
"Roger was never a Christian! God says you can't walk away from faith!"
(when Roger himself steps in) "Christians death stupid idiots masturbation sex money satan is king bob beeman stupid!!!!111" (this hasn't happened anymore since 2007(?) though Very Happy )

MORTIFICATION
"Steve should quit!"
"Steve blames piracy for his bad music!"
"Embarrassing album cover / lyrics / album title / song title / everything!"
"Steve should stop trying to make death/thrash as he simply can't do it anymore!"
"Steve should make Scrolls of the Megilloth 2!"

BRIDE
"Not a good album since Snakes in the Playground!"
"Not a good album since Silence is Madness!"
"Universalist garbage!"
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Post by bodachi Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:35 pm

Samson wrote:I like peanuts
"The Far Side" was a much better comic.
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Post by Kerrick Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:38 pm

Hey now, you two better take this on over to the argument thread before we get off topic!  Razz

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Post by Hardcore Christian Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:45 pm

Kerrick wrote:Hey now, you two better take this on over to the argument thread before we get off topic!  Razz
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